Plus, he’s sexist as fuck-wants to hump everything that moves, is inappopriate AF and just plain, bizarre. Wish we had a boss like this-we’d never turn up! If he was such an incompetent cop, why was he not being sacked? Why was Abhishek so protective of an idiot who literally is messing up every mission? That’s 300 for Dhoom 2 and none for logic.

However, this was too much, even for Dhoom standards. His thug-turned-cop character existed only because of dad and this, the world knows, including him. How is no one noticing an arm come in and create a hologram? How did he leave the museum? No one really knows. The few robberies they do show-like the one where he’s supposed to be a statue is again, not plausible one bit. Mr A also has decided to turn into a 2-person duo because why not ? Not everyday Sunehri joins ! If you said that in a tone, you know what I’m talking about! There are basketball matches in the rain, training sessions in the middle of a canyon and lots of name calling in between to keep us entertained. Aishwarya, who is supposed to be a local thief and bar dancer, has decided to join Mr. The progression of the robberiesĪ lot has happened by the time the second-third robbery is done. He steals the crown-of course, but he also gets into costume, tricks the guards, fights them atop the train and then surfboards on the sand to get away BUT WHERE to? Did no one from the train stop it ? How did he finally escape? Yashraj left logic and logistics far, farrrr behind. How did you manage to know the exact location? Considering they show the train amidst the desert-there’s nothing else except sand as far as the shot goes. Hrithik lands on the moving train via parachute which is where the fuck-up starts. The movie starts with an elaborate train burglary. Not only did I waste nearly 3 hours or my life, I realized, I truly was a naive 11-year-old when I watched it before! Basically, pagal back then.

I decided to rewatch Dhoom 2, out of sheer boredom, a couple of days ago. Oh, and Bipasha Basu blazing in a bikini, unlike anyone at the time. Aishwarya Rai and Hrithik Roshan’s on-screen chemistry was probably the only selling point for the film. Logic was perhaps something that became scarce in Bollywood post-2005, so it was easily made. That movie, especially the gorgeous casting sans Uday Chopra, made me believe being a thief was one thing, being an international dacoit on the run was another. If there was anyone back in 2006 who was a bigger fan of Dhoom 2, I would’ve tackled them to the ground.

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